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Ocean Breeze Will Kill You

From the department of everything will kill you: Ocean breezes, when combined with salt spray and pollution, causes ozone smog or some shit. I hope this is a concerted campaign to make everyone move inland.

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2 Responses to “Ocean Breeze Will Kill You”

Ted Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
the air doesn’t seem to be bothering that girl at all
rob70 Says:
April 9th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Are you kidding? Her lungs are bulging out of her chest!

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