Not So Stoked

Apparently all you need to be stoked is a container full of made in China sudo surfboards and a loaner DVD of Amway Marketing 101.

I like where they claim they started shilling these knockoffs, “Not so that we could get rich, but so that we could share the love.”. Thanks, but I’d rather take a fin to the head.


4 Responses to “Not So Stoked”

  1. JP Says:

    Carpetbagging yuppie weasels ruined surfing.

  2. mitch Says:

    I feel sick inside…

  3. ras Says:

    Can any one say sweatshop labor. I don’t want my surfboard to be made by littel kid hands. I would rather hgave it made by an adult who knows how to surf and has the freedom to do so.

  4. mike Says:

    Golly, I’m super-stoked I can get my funshape with “really cool graphics” from nice folks living the “california dream” and, at everyday low prices! No more trips to those “surf shops” what with those “surfers” with their hair and confusing lingo.

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