Not So Stoked
Apparently all you need to be stoked is a container full of made in China sudo surfboards and a loaner DVD of Amway Marketing 101.
I like where they claim they started shilling these knockoffs, “Not so that we could get rich, but so that we could share the love.”. Thanks, but I’d rather take a fin to the head.




June 14th, 2007 at 8:58 am
Carpetbagging yuppie weasels ruined surfing.
June 14th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
I feel sick inside…
June 15th, 2007 at 8:01 am
Can any one say sweatshop labor. I don’t want my surfboard to be made by littel kid hands. I would rather hgave it made by an adult who knows how to surf and has the freedom to do so.
June 18th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Golly, I’m super-stoked I can get my funshape with “really cool graphics” from nice folks living the “california dream” and, at everyday low prices! No more trips to those “surf shops” what with those “surfers” with their hair and confusing lingo.